March 2012
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theconsultingarmydoctor:
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atlantistel:
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Good night, friends.
It’s been real.
2shayster2 replied to your photo: I’m glad you’re sharing Edwin and all, but I’m a…
She strikes me as someone who would be possessive of her poor, innocent Edwin. ESPECIALLY after he’s come back from the dead xD
“I used my ONE WISH to bring that asshole back! STEP AWAY FROM THE EDWIN!”
She’s adorable.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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mothercheesus asked: six, nine, twelve, and twenty one!
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Anonymous asked: Hmm... every other odd number?
betashae replied to your post: Nix the trunk question unless you have something…
Did that not work or somethin?
No, it totally works better than Craig’s idea. He had the bungee wrapped around a tool kit to ‘weigh it down’. My method is much more secure.
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Nix the trunk question unless you have something better than
“I looped a bungee cord around the lower latch a couple times and secured it to the roof of the trunk.”
Because that’s what I just did.
If anyone has tips on how to keep a trunk closed when the latch is broken, I would greatly appreciate it.
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I shall call him Tezzy! →
I have no idea if you can see this without an account, Shae, but I apparently made this last year and forgot about it.
Thoughts?
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It's official
betashae:
I HATE giveaways that don’t give people a FUCKING LIMIT as to how many times they can spam my fuckin dash with shit I don’t care about.
I love how well you fit into the Tumblr community, Shae. It’s like watching your child grumble about taxes.
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So, what I just did is make the background of my blog the same color as TARDIS blue.
That’s 2955c in PMS
and 003B6F in hex
Go forth and conquer!
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missyay:
typicalxtori reblogged you
Oh god I’m sorry the ‘finally’ wasn’t meant to be a comment on your beta-ing, really! D: I just wanted to say I needed so much time to write snippets from somewhere in the middle of the story and it took me so long to write the 600 words of the prologue!
I didn’t think that’s what you meant at all! Fear not! <3
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What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
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Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a...
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There's Only So Much You Can Do →
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Oh, hey.
The guy who’s supposed to be relieving me so that I may relieve myself is in a meeting.
I wonder when I’ll be allowed to go to the bathroom.
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I thought I had stopped liking Pumped Up Kicks since listening to the rest of Torches. I mean, there are so many better songs on there. But I was wrong. I still freaking love Pumped Up Kicks.
And, I guess, just Foster The People in general.
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betashae:
I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate Mind Funeral. I hate...